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HB3K: Horse Beater 3000

Horse Beater 3000 is the first step for a post racism society. This is not a game, but an interactive multimedia experience, your life never be the same after you experience this master piece of social commentary and sharp satire. We hunkered down to create a game with these key features;

  • 130 Unique Emoshuns
  • A revolutionary narrative
  • Iconic main character
  • Sharply designed UI
  • Compiled from several C++ documents
  • Arbitrary moral choice
  • Hollywood hunks
  • About 50 horses, I think
  • Is better than War Horse
  • AND IT’S ACTUALLY A GAME!

This game is not for the weak minded, we discourage white cis scum from playing this game, if they don’t have ethnic comaradas. Be sure your computer is capable of passing the Turing test, otherwise it might cry and catch fire. Here’s some high tech speak for the IT wiz-kids;

  • FPS : YES
  • FULLSCREEN : I DIDN’T CHECK
  • C++ : CERTAINLY
  • MULTIPLAYER : JESUS IS THE ONLY PLAYER 2 YOU’LL EVER NEED
  • COMPATIBLE WITH MAC : NO
  • COMPATIBLE WITH NOKIA 3310 : YES
  • COMPARABLE WITH PEBBLES : NO
  • COMPATIBLE WITH WINDOWS : I GOTTA BE HONEST, I DIDN’T CHECK

Fuck the cis-crackers,

HB3K TEAM

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